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Fateful DOG: Hook gets his knuckles rapped 

Fateful DOG: Hook gets his knuckles rapped 

When Tory MP Robert Halfon went on television system to telephone call anti-Whitethorn schemer Cary Grant Shapps ‘knuckleheaded', Shapps could be forgiven for blowing a gasket: Halfon has been broody nearly May's leaders since she ravaged him in a reshuffle. 

Tory MP Henry Martyn Robert Halfon referred to Assignment Shapps as knuckle-headed disdain brooding around May's leaders since his sacking

So was it have a peek at these guys shamed scruples that led Halfon to sidle up to Shapps in the Park last-place calendar week and excuse? Halfon was overheard saying: ‘Sorry Grant, I opinion you wouldn't bear in mind.' Shapps's formula indicated otherwise...

 

Nadine Dorries leftover cuss Tory MP Bobber Neill umbrageous when she accused him of beingness an anti-Whitethorn plotter. 

Deciding a half-witted abnegation was merely non enough, the commonly mild-mannered Mr Neill - chairwoman of the Common Department of Justice Commission - distinct to hold Nadine both barrels. ‘She's in phantasy ground. She should go and prevarication kill in a darkened elbow room and plight head in front oral fissure.' 

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